четвъртък, 24 ноември 2011 г.

- Elizabeth, I can't imagine you as a driver.

Grouchy- Again you aren't supporting me, never supporting me, always looking to tell me ...
.... To tell you what, ya bitch? To tell the truth .... that's your problem - the reality.You don't want to hear what i think, do not want an assessment of the situation, you want to hear something you like.
- Okay, what do you want now? I don't underestimate you, I tell you. On the road you have to react in a split second, I can't imagine it.What do you mean to support you, are you imbecile? Are you 5? After you decided to do something - do it? Aren't you five years old fatty, which tells me that she will become a ballerina? If it was like that I would support you - even I would promise you that I will come to all your performances. Cause while becoming the 10, you will want another stuff, or you'll get to lose weight and become truly virtuoso dancer. So if you were five year old fatty, which tells me that she will become a ballerina, I would support you. But you're 22 years old bitch with reflexes of a dead cat on drugs, which tells me that she will have drive lessons. And after two months because of your big boobs you will get a drive license and you will kill somebody or yourself. So in what do you want me to support you?.... ok go to these lessonsI didn't say that you are inbecile or incompetent, just saying you have no ability to respond.
- Always teach me .... blah blah-blah--blyaya .....
Ha, I teach you ....  teach your mother's pussy. I always know what is better to do.After you always doing shit, I'll teach you. Become smarter, and start teaching me!
After some time:
- I go to the exam, do you care at all? You didn't wish ....
Why  I must care,it isn't nuclear physics exam, is it? It's obvious that they will give you the license.Do you think these old rams care what have you learned about the rules of driving?

Afternoon:- I passed it!
What a miracle ....
After 1 hour the whole family knows that Betty has taken license. Whatever....
After some time:
- Wanna go somewhere with my father's car? I asked my mother, and she gave it to me. We'll take it and go to the "Sunny "....- OK.OK, I trust you, I demonstrate how I am sure into your abilities. I just sit and let you drive cause I have no doubts what a great driver you are.
- Okay.
So we went out from the garage and after 700 meters she demolished the car after a u-turn into a wall. After that she told me that it was because I didn't support her instead of apologize, what a bitch.





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